Something for you think & laugh....
1. Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud.
After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
3. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
4. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
5. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
6. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
7. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
8. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
9. Forgive your enemies but remember their names
10.The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
11. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
He said he wanted more proof.
12. Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
13. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
14. Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
15. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
16. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
17. Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
18. Success comes in cans, failure in cant's.
19. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
20. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
21. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
22. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
2. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
3. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
4. It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
5. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
6. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
7. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
8. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
9. Forgive your enemies but remember their names
10.The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
11. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
He said he wanted more proof.
12. Some pain is physical and some is mental, but one that's both is dental.
13. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
14. Make love, not war. Heck, do both - get married !
15. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
16. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
17. Never argue with Idiots. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
18. Success comes in cans, failure in cant's.
19. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
20. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
21. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
22. Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
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